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(To whoever gets to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……
October 1996,
To Marjorie
I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go
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I find this letter hilarious. I'm sure that I'm not the only one who find it that way. Upon reading it, I really can't help but to laugh especially at the part when the writer said "making pakialam all his walks (lakad)", that was my favorite part. Fortunately, I was able to understand some parts of this letter although my head ached while I was correcting it, particularly in guessing what does "BUDING" mean, yet I would like to thank the writer of this letter because it made me realize how important language is.
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October 1996,
To Marjorie,
I am not surprised or wondered why Dennis left you. What
reason do you think besides you’re very fat body? Before, I thought that Dennis
only uses me as his toy, but then I realized that he really can’t bear to be
with you anymore. He said that he can no longer take your habit of obstructing
his trips and calling to their house to check if he’s already home. He also
said that his ashamed to me in school and to his family, and that he kept on
asking you to exercise but you don’t want to. You thought you’re the prettiest
girl he knows? What do you think of yourself?
Even though you have a beautiful face, you still don’t have
right to call me in a different name or whatsoever you want to call me just to
insult my personality, because I never called you such names either in front or
at the back of Dennis, but you’re the one who started this, so I don’t have any
choice but to call you in different names too, like PIG, FAT, OBESE,
OVERWEIGHT, and UGLY-SHAPED GIRL. You
should be ashamed of your body because it’s too big.
You cannot blame Dennis
for choosing me rather than you because I am sexier. I’ll say this to you again
that you look like Lozada when she was still young.
Love,
The sexiest girl of D.M
P.S.
You said that I have a bad breathe but who did Dennis want
to kiss, is it me or you? And the answer is me. There you go.
